1 00:00:09,269 --> 00:00:10,269 What? 2 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:11,410 You want to sign this? 3 00:00:11,610 --> 00:00:12,610 Yeah. 4 00:00:14,590 --> 00:00:15,930 Ross, are you wearing a new perfume? 5 00:00:16,790 --> 00:00:19,730 No, but I just did a hundred push -ups. Maybe that's it. 6 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:24,750 No, it smells like one of those frilly French perfumes. 7 00:00:25,630 --> 00:00:26,630 That's me, sir. 8 00:00:29,810 --> 00:00:32,390 Matt, is this one of those midlife things? 9 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:37,890 Oh, no, sir. You see, uh, Raquan Lee started selling Bonifay cosmetics, and, 10 00:00:37,970 --> 00:00:42,080 uh... Well, I accidentally spilled a little bit of the pagan holiday on me. 11 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,500 I guess it's kind of strong, huh? 12 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:47,260 No worse than your average septic tank. 13 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,060 Mac, you selling cosmetics, huh? 14 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,040 Do you get to drive one of those little pink cars and let everybody know you're 15 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,040 a Bonifay girl? 16 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,840 Hey, I'm not a Bonifay girl. Quan Lee is. 17 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:00,460 Oh, ignore him, Mac. 18 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,640 Bonifay makes a very good product. 19 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:04,000 Do they still sell no surrender? 20 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,560 No, that's been replaced by Lust Weekend. 21 00:01:12,650 --> 00:01:13,850 Oh, what the hell happened to you? 22 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:15,289 Nothing really. 23 00:01:15,290 --> 00:01:17,770 I was just dragged three blocks in the bumper of a taxi cab. 24 00:01:19,990 --> 00:01:22,290 You know, for an extra couple of bucks, they let you ride inside. 25 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:24,770 There he is. 26 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:28,830 Excuse me, but I'd like to thank you, Mr., uh... Shannon. Bull Shannon. 27 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:30,750 Who are you? I'm Jordan King. 28 00:01:31,350 --> 00:01:32,350 Jordan King? 29 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:38,180 King Towers, King Resorts, King Mining, estimated fortune of $2 .2 billion. 30 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,980 Let me shake your head. 31 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:44,220 Mr. King is pleased to meet you, sir. So, Mr. 32 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:45,980 King, what brings you to our little courtroom? 33 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,820 Your friend, Mr. Shannon, saved my life. Mr. King was crossing the street when a 34 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:53,800 cab ran alight. Fortunately, in the nick of time, Mr. Shannon pushed Mr. King to 35 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,360 safety. I can talk, Frank. 36 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:57,020 Shutting up, sir. 37 00:01:57,980 --> 00:01:58,980 Now, Mr. Shannon. 38 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:03,640 To show my gratitude, I am prepared to offer you a rewarding, dynamic job you 39 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,820 never dreamed was possible. 40 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:08,560 You're going to make me head bailiff? 41 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:12,840 No, I can't arrange that, but how would you like to work for me in your spare 42 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:13,880 time? Oh. 43 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,399 Well, okay. 44 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,000 Excellent. I'll see you Monday. 45 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,280 Frank? 46 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,740 Mr. King, I think it's wonderful that you would reward a man who saved your 47 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:22,740 life. Watch out! 48 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:26,400 Those pencils were so sharp! 49 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:31,030 Thank God you weren't hurt. Oh! No, no, no, no. I don't expect anything in 50 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:32,030 return. Oh, no. 51 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,870 Nonsense. Frank, reward this man. 52 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:42,910 One free round at any king's goofy golf. 53 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:28,539 Hi, Ross. 54 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:29,540 Hey, Quinley. 55 00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:33,840 Ross, how would you like some makeup that will have men falling at your feet? 56 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:35,119 No, thanks. 57 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,700 I get enough of that in a drunk tank. 58 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,560 Hello, Mac. 59 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,720 Oh, hi, honey. 60 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,340 What brings you down here? 61 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,500 Oh, I just need the checkbook to pay a couple of bills. 62 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,240 What bills? 63 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:50,100 Oh, the usual. 64 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:55,840 The phone bill, the gas bill, the 15 cases of Bonifay makeup in our living 65 00:03:56,510 --> 00:03:57,510 What? 66 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:04,730 Max, don't you see? If we sell 15 cases every month, we could afford the house 67 00:04:04,730 --> 00:04:08,130 of our dreams with white picket fence and AstroTurf patio. 68 00:04:10,170 --> 00:04:15,150 Well, perhaps I should remind you that except for the lipstick your aunt bought 69 00:04:15,150 --> 00:04:17,310 out of pity, you haven't sold squat. 70 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:24,350 Max, I will succeed because I... 71 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,520 I want to make Manhattan smell better. 72 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,200 Have you considered Ariel Spring? 73 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:39,220 Look, Mac, it says here the key to success is hosting a makeup party. 74 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,020 So I'm going to have one right here. 75 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:44,420 Oh, there's nobody here going to buy makeup. 76 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,600 Trust me, it will work. 77 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:50,980 Now help me pass out these flyers. Ah, no, I want nothing to do with this. 78 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:52,940 Okay, Mr. 79 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,040 Negative. 80 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,600 But if we don't move that makeup, we'll be out $6 ,000. 81 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,440 Uh, get your bunny fake cosmetics. 82 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:04,820 Redemonstration next Tuesday. 83 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,180 Sorry I'm late, sir. 84 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,640 I had a busy day with Jordan. 85 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:11,060 Oh, that's okay, Bull. We don't start flinging out justice for a couple of 86 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:11,999 minutes yet. 87 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,580 Bull, what do you do for Jordan? Sniff his mail. 88 00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:19,000 Well, actually, today we flew down to Palm Beach for lunch and tennis. 89 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,400 Boy, that Prince of Monaco has a heck of a forehand. 90 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:30,340 tennis with the Prince of Monaco? 91 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:34,100 No, I just stood on the sidelines with Diane Sawyer. 92 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:37,820 Oh, my God. 93 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:39,600 A diamond Rolex? 94 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,480 Oh, Jordan says, what's the point of making billions if you can't spend it on 95 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,480 your friends? 96 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:48,380 Paul, I want to be Jordan's friend, too. 97 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:55,740 Sorry, Dan, but it's my job to keep scummy lowlifes like you away from Mr. 98 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,579 Sure, fine. 99 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:03,400 You're in good with Mr. King, so who cares about Dan Fielding, right? 100 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,320 Yep. 101 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:09,860 Wow, Bull, neat. 102 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:11,760 You spent the day in Palm Beach? 103 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:13,140 Well, not all day. 104 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:16,840 This afternoon, Jordan, me, and a surveyor check out some swamps in New 105 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,160 What were you doing visiting a swamp? 106 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:20,640 I don't know. 107 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:23,560 Jordan's trying to put together some secret big deal billionaire thing. 108 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:27,120 Well, Bull, if it's a secret, do you really think you should be telling us 109 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,120 it? 110 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:33,820 Seat. 111 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:41,160 We drove for about two hours down Highway 1 to the spot that was nothing 112 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,160 garbage and swamp. 113 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:43,900 What exit? 114 00:06:44,260 --> 00:06:46,480 All about a mile east of the Carmichael exit. Why? 115 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,980 Huh? No, no, Bull, I didn't say anything. 116 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:54,940 You don't think anyone heard me, do you? 117 00:07:06,090 --> 00:07:08,190 Hey, baby, go get yourself some floss. 118 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:12,430 Well, is that good? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. 119 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:17,610 Oh, for Pete's sake, Dan, what are you being insufferable about now? 120 00:07:17,910 --> 00:07:22,270 Well, I happen to be the owner of five acres of prime New Jersey swampland that 121 00:07:22,270 --> 00:07:24,250 might interest one Jordan King. 122 00:07:24,970 --> 00:07:26,010 How do you know that? 123 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:27,830 A little birdie told me. 124 00:07:28,470 --> 00:07:30,250 Dan, you heard that from Bull. 125 00:07:30,510 --> 00:07:32,790 All right, a huge ball condor told me. 126 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,640 information. Don't you have any scruples? 127 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,860 You've known me for six years. You can ask me that question. 128 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:45,560 Okay, Jackie, let's rack them and break them. Yes, sir. 129 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,220 People versus Williams. 130 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,180 I'm guessing that these guys are not longshoremen? 131 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:03,600 The plaintiffs work at the Gilded Grotto nightclub where they take part in a 132 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,020 female impersonator show. 133 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Hey, 134 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:08,840 hey, hey, pal. 135 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,960 I knew a Judy Garland would have you down on your knees. 136 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,340 Over a toilet, maybe. 137 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,380 Mr. Prosecutor. 138 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:23,520 Well, it seems that before the early show, Mr. Williams broke into the club, 139 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:28,000 started trashing their dressing room and the costumes of the Hardley boys. 140 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:33,340 Your Honor, my client feels he was provoked by the mere presence of the 141 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:34,019 his neighborhood. 142 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,020 They are an abomination. 143 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,020 They are disgusting perverts. Hey, hey. 144 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,080 This is America, pal. 145 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:45,440 And I got the inalienable right to make my living dressed as a broad if I want 146 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,880 to. You tell him, Arnie. Mr. 147 00:08:48,180 --> 00:08:51,100 Williams' court finds you guilty. You're going to have to pay damages, a $100 148 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:52,440 fine, and time served. 149 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,580 Uh, what about our costumes? The cops took them as evidence. We still got a 150 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:57,479 to do tonight. 151 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,980 It's a salute to Funny Girl. 152 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,100 You guys do Funny Girl? 153 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,880 Right, I guess you'd have to, wouldn't you? 154 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:11,460 Bull, give the fellows a hand finding their costumes and wigs, okay? 155 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,100 Does your mother know you're doing this? 156 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,380 Okay, hey, listen, the whole building knows about your party tonight. I hope 157 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:32,020 you're ready to start pushing that blush. 158 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:34,700 Mac, I don't think I'll be able to. 159 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:37,820 You've got $6 ,000 riding on this. 160 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,820 I think I'm going to be sick. 161 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:46,060 What? Hey, no, no, no. Look, it's just nerves now. Just say I'm not sick. I'm 162 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:47,060 not sick. 163 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,380 I'm Jordan King's assistant. 164 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,180 Oh, yeah. 165 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:02,860 I've been expecting you. 166 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,300 Mr. King would like you to come meet with him this evening. 167 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:08,520 Oh, well, you tell your boss if he wants to do business with Dan Fielding. 168 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,600 He comes to me at my convenience. 169 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,680 9 .15 in his office. I'll be there. 170 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:18,500 I'm going to be rich. 171 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:23,240 I'm going to be disgustingly, obnoxiously rich. 172 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,390 Good to know money won't change you. 173 00:10:33,390 --> 00:10:37,430 Yeah, okay, listen, Armando, let's go with the white stretch limo, okay? But 174 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:39,690 forget the hot tub. I want the red leather interior, though. 175 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:41,270 The wet bar, the VCR. 176 00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:43,030 Hey, what the hell? 177 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:45,010 Let's go with the hot tub. 178 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,370 Right, okay, thanks. 179 00:10:47,990 --> 00:10:51,490 Dan, you think maybe you've gone a bit overboard on this Jordan King business? 180 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,020 Harry Kent, you see, look at, I mean, I was meant to be rich. 181 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,520 Look at the way these suits hang on me, would you? 182 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,740 And look at this profile, for God's sake. 183 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:03,660 Yeah, you know, when you're rich, you can get that fixed. 184 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:07,140 And I will. 185 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,760 But first, I've got to play this just right. 186 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:14,120 Because, you see, if I ask King for too little, I'll be blowing the opportunity 187 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:17,200 of a lifetime. But if I ask for too much, he'll think I don't know what I'm 188 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,860 doing. That's why I'm going to open the bidding at $20 million. 189 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:21,900 $20 million? 190 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,240 You're right. Too much. You're right. $10 million. No, no, no. Round numbers 191 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,160 bad. $7 .5. 192 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,920 No, no. Then he'll think I'm trying to avoid a round number. 193 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,620 Dan, here's a wacky idea. 194 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:35,920 Why don't you ask him for fair market value? 195 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:44,900 Eric, you know I envy people like you. Guys who are satisfied with their little 196 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:46,740 five -figure salaries, but... 197 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,980 It's just not that easy for guys like me who hear the call to greatness. 198 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:57,620 All right, Dan. But I'm warning you, you keep this up and you're going to end up 199 00:11:57,620 --> 00:12:01,380 with no friends in the world. You're going to be surrounded by leeching 200 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,860 sycophants who only like you for your money. 201 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,800 Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it. 202 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:14,380 Okay, Doc. Well, thanks. Thanks a lot. Bye. 203 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,780 Hey, Mac. How's Kwame Lee doing? 204 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:17,879 Pretty bad. 205 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,980 I told her not to buy oysters from a street vendor. 206 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,520 Now, what am I supposed to do about that party? 207 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,300 Looks like we got ourselves a big Harry Bonny Fay girl. 208 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,040 Uh -uh. No way I'm hosting that thing. 209 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,560 Oh, come on, Mac. 210 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:38,880 No one's going to laugh at you just because you're demonstrating cosmetics 211 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:39,880 women. 212 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,740 Oh, don't worry, Mac. 213 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,720 All you have to do is read Kwan Lee's presentation. 214 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:52,000 Well, I don't know. Oh, trust me. You won't embarrass yourself. 215 00:12:55,600 --> 00:13:00,020 What is beauty? 216 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:09,420 A butterfly, a hummingbird, it always flies away. But you can bring it home to 217 00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:11,680 roost with the help of Bunny Faye. 218 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:17,690 After this, he might have to go into one of those witness relocation programs. 219 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:25,910 Now, just for attending, Bunny Faye would like to give you a complimentary 220 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:32,850 keychain for that special man or men in 221 00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:33,850 your life. 222 00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:36,670 Ross, would you pass these out for me, please? 223 00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:37,970 You bet. 224 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:54,630 I'd like to begin by showing you our new line of Summer's Blossom Eye Makeup. 225 00:13:55,230 --> 00:14:01,130 Now, how many of you hated when your eyeshadow kicked at the ridges? I know I 226 00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:02,130 do. 227 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:11,190 Well, that is, that is, I know how much my wife hates it. 228 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:13,910 Juan Lee and I have been married a long time. 229 00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:15,750 We've got a little daughter. 230 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:18,490 We could have a lot more if we wanted to. 231 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:23,870 If he starts bragging about his sperm count, I'm out of here. 232 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:30,750 Mr. 233 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:33,910 King will be with you in just a second. Okay, here you go. A little something 234 00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:34,910 for your Trump... 235 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,440 I paid $2 .4 million for it last week. 236 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,720 Can I get you a drink? 237 00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:54,940 Oh, no. 238 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,359 You know what? 239 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,680 I've been reading a lot about you lately. 240 00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:58,519 Oh, yeah? 241 00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,580 Nothing good, I hope. 242 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:05,200 Have a seat. 243 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,440 Oh, thanks. 244 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,240 Very beautiful couch. 245 00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:18,729 You tell Mr. 246 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:20,250 Simons that we have nothing more to discuss. 247 00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:25,070 That guy Simons thinks just because I'm Jordan King, he can hold me up for more 248 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,070 than he deserves. 249 00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:27,370 No. Yes. 250 00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:31,110 So sometimes, Dan, I have to make an example of one of these guys. 251 00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:35,030 Show him that if you're going to play hardball with Jordan King, you better 252 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,030 your cup. 253 00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:40,350 You all right? Oh, yeah. 254 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:44,730 You know what? If I could, maybe I'll have some water. 255 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,160 Fielding, what type of real estate do you prefer to invest in? 256 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,820 Commercial? Industrial? 257 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:55,500 Well, you know, actually, myself, I like to dabble. A little of this, a little 258 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,500 of that. 259 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,900 All right, Fielding. We both know why we're here. 260 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,619 I want that New Jersey property. I'm going to make a check out for it right 261 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,300 What do you want for it? 262 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,520 Cake. 263 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:10,599 Fair enough. 264 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,400 Well, I've thought it over. 265 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:21,839 that I cannot accept a penny less than... I'll 266 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:23,960 give you a million and a half dollars. 267 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,300 No. Did I say no? 268 00:17:26,619 --> 00:17:28,280 Yes, you did. And I meant it. 269 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:29,759 All right. 270 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,760 Two million dollars. 271 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:36,340 You know, I really had my heart set on building a summer place out there. I 272 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,040 like it's a swamp. I'll use stilts. 273 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,580 Okay, Dan. 274 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,290 This. is my final offer. 275 00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:48,070 Three million dollars? 276 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,670 I trust you can show yourself out? 277 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,270 Oh, yeah, you bet. 278 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:55,630 Yeah, I'm gone. I'm history. I'm a ghost. I'm in the elevator. 279 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:59,050 I'm down on the street. I'm having sushi. You're still here. 280 00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:07,310 Yeah, you know, Jordan, this is a lot of money, but I don't think it would pay 281 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:11,390 for the speed bumps in the New Jersey project. 282 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:19,860 So what do you say you and I stop fooling around and we start talking 283 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:20,860 real money? 284 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,560 All right, Fielding, you win. 285 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:26,919 I do? 286 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,400 Yep. Whoa, I don't know what to say. 287 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,240 I feel strange. I feel numb. I feel... After 288 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:40,900 years of sucking up and 289 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,780 struggling, it is now... 290 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,060 You don't think I'm gloating, do you? 291 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,320 No, no, not at all. 292 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:56,400 I really wanted to develop that property, Fielding, but... Well, now I 293 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,980 I'll have to go with my alternate plan. 294 00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:00,940 Alternate plan? Yes. 295 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,360 The Delaware Project. 296 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,600 Oh, no! 297 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:07,899 Oh, wait. 298 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,600 Jordy, babe, look at us. We're picking over pennies. 299 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,240 Three mil it is. Oh, I'm sorry, Dan. 300 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,640 That offers ancient history. But it was just a minute ago. Okay, okay, fine. 301 00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:19,180 Two mil. 302 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,740 All right, fine, fine, fine. One mil. 303 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,900 Okay, just let me keep the base. 304 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:28,960 Just... I'm... I'm leveraged to the hills here. 305 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,060 And now you don't want to buy my swamp? 306 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:40,360 I've ruined... You know something, Fielding? 307 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:42,800 You're... a fighter. Oh, yeah? 308 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,100 Yeah. I respect that. 309 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:49,900 And to show you that I'm a decent guy, I'm going to take that worthless 310 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:50,900 off your hands. 311 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:57,700 Okay. All right. But, of course, um, I'll have to have a number that 312 00:19:57,700 --> 00:20:00,220 me at least a reasonable profit. You'll take what I give you and consider 313 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,000 yourself lucky. Yes, I will take you. 314 00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:03,740 Here. 315 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:11,160 Here's your dress, this fella. 316 00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:12,910 Mocked, dark, and faulty. 317 00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:15,270 It's about time. 318 00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:18,710 Would have had them sooner, but apparently the guy down in evidence has 319 00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:19,710 hobby as you. 320 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:28,150 Just a little bit to extend the eye, and voila, a dramatic new you. 321 00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:31,910 You have to admit it, Mac, you're getting much better. 322 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:40,450 So, ladies, who wants to be first to buy a Bunny Faye makeup kit? 323 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:45,930 I am not buying anything that makes me look like a hooker. Hey, I resent that. 324 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:53,350 Ladies, come back. Look, you forgot your keychains. Oh, now how 325 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:56,410 in the hell am I going to get rid of all this junk? 326 00:20:58,310 --> 00:21:00,210 There's a phone. I'll call the theater. 327 00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:01,710 What's wrong, fellas? 328 00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:04,810 They destroyed all our makeup. We can't go on stage looking like this. 329 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,560 So, Dan, how'd it go with Jordan King? 330 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:22,660 Well, Harry, he's a tough cookie, but I made sure he'll never forget the name 331 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,840 Dan Fielding. He took you to the cleaners, huh? 332 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,600 Yes. 333 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,120 How bad was it? 334 00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:35,880 $9 ,000? 335 00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:37,920 That's pretty good for a piece of swamp land. 336 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,220 What'd you pay for it? 337 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,300 Cost a couple of bucks. Someday you're going to look back on this. 338 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,520 No, don't look back on this. 339 00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:14,280 Hey, Matt. Yeah. I'm real sorry about laughing at you earlier. 340 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:18,160 Oh, hey, it's okay. No, that's something I never like to do. 341 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,060 Unless, of course, I'm out of earshot. 342 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:24,900 Ernie, look, don't worry about it. It was nothing that selling 12 cases of 343 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:25,900 makeup couldn't fix. 344 00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:27,140 No! Oh, yeah! 345 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:31,600 You sold us! Oh, I bet Miss Bonnie Faye is going to be awfully proud of you. 346 00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:33,840 Well, I wouldn't be so sure about that. 347 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,320 Well, Judge, I got to run. 348 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:43,180 But any time you want to see the show, you just let me know. 349 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:48,690 Thanks. My taste in impersonators tends to lean more towards... Rich Little. 350 00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:54,070 You'll change your tune when you see Charlie in evening wear. By the way, 351 00:22:54,070 --> 00:22:55,070 is Charlie? 352 00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:57,410 Hey, watch it, butthead. 353 00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:03,510 Come on, fellas, let's get out of here. 354 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,290 You ever have one of those days?